She doesn't own a dress
Hair is always a mess
You catch her stealin', she won't confess
she's beautiful
Smokes a pack a day
Wait, that's me, but anyway,
She doesn't care a thing about that, hey,
She thinks I'm beautiful
Meet Virginia.

She never compromises,
loves babies and surprises
Wears hi-heels when she exercises
Ain't that beautiful
Meet Virginia

Well she wants to be the Queen
Then she thinks about her scene
Pulls her hair back as she screams
I don't really wanna be the queen

Her daddy wrestles alligators,
Mama works on carburetors
Her brother is a fine mediator
for the President
Well here she is again on the phone
Just like me, hates to be alone
We just like to sit at home,
and rip on the President
Meet Virginia

Well she wants to live her life 
Then she thinks about her life
Pulls her hair back as she screams
I don't really wanna live this life

She only drinks coffee at midnight
when the moment is not right
her timing is quite unusual
you see her confidence is tragic
but her intuition magic
and the shape of her body, unusual
meet Virginia I can't wait to
meet Virginia, yeah

Well she wants to be the Queen
Then she thinks about her scene
Well she wants to live her life 
Then she thinks about her life
Pulls her hair back as she screams
I don't really wanna be the queen

I don't really wanna be the queen
(repeat until fade)